I think I summed up things in my previous post. Unfortunately I was ignored and while I would love to see how the dust settles I fear taking inaction would irreversibly hurt the service and the work I have invested into making it as good as it has become.
Spock said it best with, “[...] the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”
That being said I am now doing pre-processing of all updates globally. This will actually only impact a very small subset of the user base (<1%) so many of you won’t even notice. This will be a temporary solution until I can add in a bunch of other features people have been requesting.